Thursday, April 22, 2010
Longing
Friday, April 24, 2009
Torture, part II
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
b.t.w.
Sometimes I wish that my life was different...that I was better at certain things and that I had things that I don't have. But God is teaching me that I should be happy with what I have. And when I see others who have amazing gifts and who are really happy about them...He is also teaching me not to be jealous of them, but to rejoice with them. So be content.
Monday, September 15, 2008
MORE new music
No, not really, but they have a very nice, clean, progressive sound and beautiful lyrics that speak to me in my joys and struggles as a Christian. anyways, they have a new album. www.bravesaintsaturn.org.
Also, for diehard fans of FIF, their Saxophone player Jeff the Girl(Leanor) is in a new band, called Hearts of Palm. I kind of like them. and you can download their ep for free! so check them out too!
Woot for new music!
Thursday, May 29, 2008
New Music
Yeah....The links are there ->
Anton
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Torture
It was really hard. I recommend for anyone that ever takes that course...don't drop out of French class, because all the best mathematicians are French, and all the best mathematicians also happen to be very poor teachers(in my opinion...based on observation, not provable fact). But more than that...yeah, I don't even know what to say. I don't think there is much you CAN do to excel at that course.
There are certain things in life that you won't ever master. Love is one of them. Any kind of love...romantic, for friends, for enemies, even for God. Your sinful nature is another one of them.
And the next most obvious one is Vector Calculus.
Yours In Christ,
Anton
Friday, April 25, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Ducks Forever
It was awesome.
Special thanks to Alana Drost from Redeemer for telling me that joke way back when.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Christian Schools
So...go to Mark Mathis' ReverbNation page. On that page there is a blog/buzz section. Go to it and look at the post called 'Christian Schools'. There is a song on there that you can download, or you can also listen to it at his Myspace Page. Listen to the song(its pretty chill, I hope you like it). Also read his blog about it.
So this struck me kind of hard. I went to a Christian School, and some of my closest friends are homeschooled as well, so I have a bit of a mixed perspective on both. Now I'm not going to point the finger at my highschool (Guido De Bres) because that is not the point here..niether am I going to comment on homeschooling.
What I was thinking about is this: What are we doing here? like the song says in the bridge..we have so many opportunities to show Christ's love and I think sometimes we get caught up one of two mindsets:
a) WE have pie-in-the-sky ideas that don't actually do much except help us feel good and are not realistic.
b) WE are selfish, and don't want to give stuff up, because after all in our cultural position, its hard to live 'sparsly'-living is expensive, and also the things we 'need' to have are expensive.
So I don't really want to accuse anyone of being a miser, or of being an idealistic evangelist or anything like that..but I want to encourage you all to think about what you are doing here, right now. What are your goals? What is your life's ambition? What is that going to do for you when you die? Like the song says..there were people who devoted everything they had to give to others, just so those others could have an education. Not because they were going to be able to necessarily 'make them into Christians'..but just so they would be able to do something with themselves. I dunno..I think it would be hard to give myself up like that..giving up what I have so that someone else can have it-watching others enjoy what I could have had..that would be hard. And I think thats something I need to change.
Anton(aka Capita'n Carot)
PS. I love Mark Mathis
Thursday, October 18, 2007
electro-magnetism
So, The new articulating/non articulating buses that the HSR(hamilton transit) purchased recently are very nice, are they not? But there is one problem. They have a very rough textile seat covering. Now this is a very nice covering for sitting on because it is soft and it has just the right kind of friction to keep you from sliding around on it. But the problem lies in the fact that it also has the property of really-good-sticks-to-food. So when some schmuck beside you spills all the mayonase and mustard out the end of his sub and it goes on the seat..it stays there. Now the old buses had vinyl seats, and why? They slide, like leather. Now this is a good thing for maitenance, but they are also very slippery, and on a bus, with all the stopping and starting, slippery is not good.
The problem at hand, then, is how can we solve this problem? Either slippery seats that send you head over heals across the yellow line every stop, or soft seats that are impossible to clean and get dirty quick. The answer?
Electromagnets.
Picture this: you buy a bus pass with your student card, and the bus pas comes with a years use of a special pair of bus-riding shorts. but these are not just any shorts, they have magnets in them! I'm thinking like a diaper type of thing, made of like vinyl or something, like one of those cushioning mats they have in gymclass, or like a high-jump mat-durable but comfortable. So you are going to go on the bus right? so you strap on your custom-fitted ferro-magnetic vinyl diaper and you step on the bus and you go to your seat and you...wait for it..
you dont sit down. Why not? well why would you..that takes energy! Why not let magnetism do the work! So you stand by your seat, and the busdriver looks in his mirror to make sure everything is hunky dory, and he closes the door. Then he flicks the Transit-Magnet button, and worlds collide! A giant electrical current travels through solenoids in your seat, creating an ELECTROMAGNET which attracts the magnets in your diaper and sticks you firmly to your seat! No Effort. and no mess! Problem solved! I'll let your imagination fill in the gaps.
Special Thanks go to Sarah, Garnet and Nate for their contributions to this grandiose scheme.
Saturday, September 22, 2007
advertising
has anybody every clicked on my advertisement? The last thing i ever added to this blog was my advertisment..apparently i get a cut of whatever business it generates.
Unfortunately, no one every clicked on it, so..I didn't get any money. Thanks guys.
Ok, but seriously, now you can't click on it, because it would be fraudulent for me to tell you guys to click on it. Only click if you are interested.
Gee, I can't even click on it myself, because that too is fraud. What a sad little advertisement..its all alone. I'm sorry, advertisement. I really do love having you here, but you are neglected! Poor thing.
Ok, so seeyou next year!
Captain Carrot
Saturday, May 19, 2007
More megamorphic metaphor-sis
Monday, May 7, 2007
A new meta-phore
Anyways, on to the real stuff of this post. So I was at work to day, and I'm not going to tell you what I was doing because that would give it away about 2 sentences earlier than I'd like. The suspense is killing you. No really, it is, you should take some medication for that!
Anyways, on to the real stuff of my post. So I was at work today, and I got to thinking..you know, clay and potter are a good way to express the power of God in our lives, but they don't give a very accurate description of how God brings this about. So, If you know anything about the way I think, you might know that my mind sometimes goes really fast-no, not when I need to make decisions or speak or something, or like do something simple, but when I'm doing math or physics or daydreaming..so I kind of thought up a new analogy for how God forms us, our personalities and talents and gifts.
I would like to suggest that in our lives, God is like a stone mason and we are like stones. Not bricks or tiles or blocks, but real natural stones, like the ones you put on a wall. Wall stones. See, when you make a stone wall, and you get your stone, you first start off with this big, thick, ungainly hunk of rock that looks like it would never look good. So first you have to square up the sides so its kind of a uniform thickness, so you have a starting point, something to work at. So you lie the stone on its back and mark around the edges of the stone so that all your markings are the same height from your workbench. then you chisel all the edges so that the front face of the stone is the same thickness around the outside-roughtly- and more importantly, the edges are all on a plane. But this chiseling is not always easy-sometimes the stone doesn't chip easily, or it doesn't chip at all, and you end up with a wierd looking shape where the stone broke.
The next step in building the wall is to find a spot for the stone. So you try to find the best spot where the stone will fit on its own, but you almost never can find a perfect spot, so you take the stone back and you cut pieces off of it and then you fix it so it fits. Now, you have your finished stone. It now looks like..a big hunk of rock with sharp corners and weird chunks out of it and cut marks on it. Great. So you take it over and put it on the wall and mortar it in, and you keep going, and by and by your wall is finished, and you look, and lo and behold, you have a beautiful stone wall. And you think to yourself 'You know, i knew that shape would just lend itself to making this wall beautiful. The colours of this stone match perfectly with the ones around it, and all its blemishes and imperfections that make it have rough edges give it a beauty I cannot describe easily'
WE are like stones. We start off as just hunks of rock, and we look like we could never make any wall beautiful. But God sizes us up, closes one eye and lines up his thumb, and says "Hm, well its coulor would fit right here, and its shape lends itself to this, and..hmm" and he gets out his chisel and starts to change us. But he doesn't grind us down into perfect little squares and line us up in rows-no he takes our imperfections and the shape that we have, and he finds a spot for us- a little chipping here, a little realignment there. Sometimes he cuts off a big chunk of us because we are no good when we have that extra. But its not always easy! Sometimes we resist-we don't want to chip and and break and be shaped, so we resist his will-even to the point of crumbling in his hands. But even then, God can use the pieces left over for some other spot in the wall. When we are finished, we might not look like much-one stone is all we are, and we just look like a rock. But when we are put amongst all the other stones that God has laboured over, we become a beautiful creation. Being the stones that we are, we can't always see how good we look on that wall..all we know is the chips we have lost and the cutting of the saw. But God sees us, and he sees our beauty, and he says "I knew that was just the spot for you!"
Monday, April 23, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
3.14159265358979323846264
First I thought...wow, they are real geeks.
And then I thought...wow, people will worship anything
And then I thought...wow...
Take it as you will, but I think these people are amazing
Monday, March 12, 2007
Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.
The way you think about things makes you a Creative Theorist. This means you are a highly intelligent, complex person. You are able to process information of nearly every kind with ease, using both creativity and analysis to make sense of the world. Compared to others you also have a very rich imagination.
How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Creative Theorist? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Creative Theorist. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.
Find out which intelligence dimensions you scored highest on and how your IQ score compares to others in your personalized, 31-page Super IQ Report.
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What can I say...I guess I'm pretty smart. would you believe it? only 6 in 1000 people have this rare condition. That means I am one of only 180,000 in Canada! there are only 39,491,187 (9:10pm GMT-5 according to the US census bureau) like me in the world! I'm going to have to find out where they-WE-hold our conventions! yikes! maybe theres a tax credit for 'Creative Theorist'. Hmm..can anyone think of any creative theories I have come up with? Actually I did have this one about a reverse microwave to be used in steel fabrication, but apparently thats already being researched, so...dang. These creative ideas are really hit and miss. Maybe if I get the 30-no sorry, 31- page report it will tell me what I need to know about creating theories, besides just conspiracy theories.
On another note, check out the World Population Clock. If you wait for a minute to pass, it starts updating only every minute, and it went up like..1000 since I started writing this. But anyways the point is, according to these numbers, which are probably not entirely accurate in magnitude, but in terms of rate-of-change, reasonable , nearly 150 children are born every minute. Thats like..5 every 2 seconds. Its crazy to think of how many people are born every day into this world. And if you think about it, roughly 80% of the world lives in utter poverty. Not taking into account that birth rates in most developed countries are much lower than in 3rd world countries, or factors such as high abortion rates in developed countries and high infant mortality rates in underdeveloped countries, rougly 150 children are born each minute, and of those, nearly 120 of them are born into utter poverty. And 100% of them are born into utter depravity.
Tell a friend.
And now back to our feature presentation...
Monday, January 29, 2007
Yukon Gold
"See! Look what the fiends did!" I glared my eyes wide as i waited for my pupils to adjust to the straining light of the wintery sun. There before me was a vast, viscous mess of thick ranch dressing that had been splattered all over the front stoop of our Intrepid Captain's spacious 3-bedroom bungalow with vaulted master bedroom, ensuit, jacuzzi, hot tub, wireless internet hub, and 34" convection oven built right into the kitchen! Such was my surprise that I grunted in astonishment.
"What could this be, Captain? Some kind of salad spectacle? Some defunct dressing debacle?!" The Captain, obviously traumatized by this dastartdly deed, was at a loss for words, but he pointed at the center of the salad mess.
"Look"
I looked.
There, surrounded in mushy footprints and specles of dirt and gold nuggets, were spelled out in the dressing 4 distinct words: "We Know Where You Live"
"No, thats 5 words. Fix that. And by the way, like Duh, they already just pranked my house, of course they know where I live! These guys must be pros, to leave a message so vague!" digressed the captain.
"But Wait!" I deliberated! "there is more written in the salad..dressing!"
Scrawled in the speckles of dirt that had fallen from the bodies of whoever had done this deed, were written the following messages: "You had better know whats best for you, and stop fighting the carrot rebellion. If you know whats good for your, you will give up the gold, and be consoled with the consolation prize. You have a lot to loose in this 'venture' of yours. Don't drop the ball."
"Hmm, sounds like they mean business" mused the Captain as he fuzzled his muzzle. "I'd better get to the bottem of this! But just who are we dealing with?! Thats the real question, I say."
"maybe it was a leaf sect, sir?" I suggested. "Some of those fiends can be quite the dirty types..roaming Romaines, Frigid Icebergs, i wouldn't put it past them. And who else would have such an impressive selection of salad dressing? This is gourme-"
"NO! Wait. something about first place? Gold, they say..first place...Gold. Hmm...gold....Gold nuggets...nuggets. Kinda reminds me of a gold rush...like the one in California, or the one in....the Yukon!!! Dirt Clods. Gold..Yukon Gold! of course! Those dirty dirty scoundrals. I should have known they would be behind this act of terrorism. I know exactly what to do!!!! I hope you have your pocket peeler, because we will definitely need it! Lets Ship out!"
Tuesday, January 9, 2007
Carrot Juice Constitutes Murder
But, my friends, a sad day has come, and we are faced with a reality that even our basic rights to oppress carrots are being smothered in the tide of 'tolerance' and totalarian terrestre. This group actually believes that we should change legislation to promote the welfare of carrots. A crying chame, to be chure, because for the last 100 years carrot labour has supplied us with many amazing products like toothpaste and non-residual, strong-enough for a man-but-made-for-a-woman deodorant. This group seeks to change this, to take away our freedom of expression slash freedom of opression of our sightly friends. What can we do?
Well here is what we can do....we need to lobby the government to make their group illegal. We must crush them. Shut down their alleys of expression and curb their allies of equal and opposite intention so that they wll get no attention-not even a pension! We can't let anyone know the true facts and costs of carrot oppression, as this might lead the authorities to make a moral judgement condemning it. And we must not let the evil buggers get us down, because once they do, those carrots can walk all over us..and theyve got sharp ends! Hike! Please dont give up in the fight for rights of Carrot Opression. the Beta-Carrotene Corperation needs YOU. NOW.